Depreciation Asset의 X-boyfriend가 쓴것 같은 느낌인데요? 

요기서 빵~~ 터졌습니다. 

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

이 번역본도 본지가 좀 된것 같은데요... 한국 유머 게시판 이런데서.