재미있는 자가격리 노래모음!

하하 재밌네요. 노래도 익숙해서 편하기도 하고요. 그런데 이분 캐리커처가 실물과는 좀 동 떨어져 보이는 것도 재밌었습니다. 혹시 그 사이 '확찐자'가 되신 건지는 모르겠습니다. 

저도 어제 이 노래들과 연관있는 재밌는 글을 중국인 이웃에게 받았습니다. 출처는 모르겠는데, 아마 여기저기에서 모은 것으로 추정합니다. 야튼 웃기면서도(술프지만) 공감이 가는게 많아 여기에 공유해 봅니다.

Social Distancing Report

* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

* Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

* I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks, we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

* So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

* I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.

오호 이것들도 재밌네요 ㅋㅋㅋ 저도 냉장고와 거리유지해야돼요! ^^ 

하하 이거 정말 재미있네요. 

 I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. => 요거 마음에 새기고 있습니다 ㅠ.ㅠ 

제 아내도 다 보고 나서 그 말을 농담이 아닌 수준으로 받아 들이던데요. 다들 비슷하네요.^^ 전 나이 탓인지, 마지막 지금 거리 두기가 답답해 땅에 묻히는 것 보다는 낫다는 말이 와 닿더라고요. ㅎㅎ.

마지막 말은 너무 현실적이라서 농담으로 받기가 어렵더라구요. 한국에 계신 부모님도 많이 걱정되구요. ㅠ.ㅠ

중간에 비누랑 핸드 새니타이저 너무 써서 소변으로 청소가 가능하다는 말도 엄청 웃었습니다..

모처럼 웃게 해주셔서 감사합니다. 

요런거 말씀이시지요?

Family's lockdown adaptation of Les Misérables 

One Day More

https://youtu.be/wdcS0Nbo7Ng

와우....이것은 재미있음을 넘어 장엄한데요 ㅋㅋㅋ